These are the rules that everyone must follow. This isn't hard people, I'm not going to compromise your style, just do these few things for me...ok? Here goes:
1. This is a original wrestler fed. No real wrestlers allowed. No psudeo-real wrestlers allowed. Dont apply with Z-Pac, ok? And "Ice Cold" Steve Nash is just as bad, use your brain for more then locker bashing and be creative. And dont mention the real guys all that much, some is ok, but dont be hanging with Stone Cold every weekend.
2. Each handler can have an unlimited number of wrestlers, but you must RP with each of them on a regular basis. Form a small country of wreslters! I dont give a damn!
3. This is a Role Play fed. Role playing on the IC board is the ONLY way you can win. The better your Role Plays, the better your wrestler will do in his/her match. The reverse is also true, especially if you fail to Role Play, in which case I retain the right to make you look as bad as I want. If Im in a bad mood, and you didnt RP, I will cheer myself up at your characters expence.
4. Each wrestler (not handler) should Role Play once a week, but you dont hhave to. If I didnt give you a match and your a lazy fuck then dont RP, but if you did it would be to your benefit. Dont sweat pumping out a RP just for show, go for quality stuff or dont RP, unless you got a match, then you better RP damnit!
5. You cannot use another wrestler* in your Role Plays, unless you have that wrestler's permission to do so. You do not have to tell me you have permission, but if someone tells me you didn't have permission, that's a violation of the rule, and you will burn in hell. We have rules for a purpose, and this one saves you from eternal damnination, so dont break it
6. Strategies are encouraged, but are not mandatory. Strats will determine HOW you win, not WHY you win. Have some fun with these, but dont expect becuase you tell me to attack your opponents knee and he spent his time RPing your win.
7. This fed is 100% booked. Me and the members of the head office will decide who wins the matches. Mostly me.
8. There will be two cards per week, one on Wednesday and one on Sunday. PPVs will happen once per month, and will be held on the Third Tuesday of the month.
9. The Prez will NOT have any wrestlers in the fed that compete.
10. Handlers are encouraged to send in angles and work out angles between other handlers. Angles are what drive a fed. The Prez will, on occasion, start an angle on his own to spark some interest. NOTE: The Prez and VP have the right to alter your angle to better fit the card, but will make every effort to keep the intent of your angle intact. Also, sending in an angle does not guarantee that it will be used. I do what I think is insterating, if you come up with something bad or someting stale, I'll scrap it.
11. If you are going on vacation or sick or something comes up, please notify the Prez. I will suspend your ass if you dont RP for a match more then a blue moon or two. Your be warned, and you wont have excuses. All I ask is notification you wont be able to RP. If you say you cant, I will drop your match, unless you dont tell me in prompt time, then your in trouble.
12. The cutoff for RP’s will be on or around 9 PM EST the night before the card. The exact time will be posted on the front page. This is so I can write the cards on-time as possible. Expect the card on the night of the card. This means that Sunday will be up Sunday night......*gasp*
13. I judge on strickly quality! I dont care if you wrote a novel or 3, if you fucking copy the Webster's Dictonary and alter every single fucking word's defination to say something about your wreslter, if it all sucks, I wont give you credit. RP's are judged on the quality factor alone, if you say enough quality stuff, and it's high quality, your be in good shape. To be specifiy, I will give your RP a grade of 1-5 on what you had to say that made me laugh, cry, think, re-read, save on disk, whatever (thanks to Ryan Monk for coming up with that for me to steal). I will square your grade. So....
A grade of 1 = 1 point
A grade of 2 = 4 points
A grade of 3 = 9 points
A grade of 4 = 16 points
A grade of 5 = 25 points
In event of a close match I'll consider angle's, attacks, strats, who sent me the nicer looking whore, and who can make logos for the fed.
14. ICQ is strongly recommended to communicate with the Prez and also with other handlers.
15. The Prez decisions are final. I do what I feel is right, I didnt screw you or cheat you, you lost in my eyes. If you don't know why you lost, then re-read this rule.
16. If you want help with RPs, RP style, or angle development just ask me . I'm happy to help. I'm on ICQ often so just ask, or e-mail, do whatever.
* Wrestler means any wrestler, manager, valet, or specific person created by a handler.
Handlers Responsibilities
1. It is your responsibility to read and understand these rules as set forth by me. If you don't understand a rule, contact me and I'll explain it for you.
2. It is your responsibility to check and see if you have an upcoming match. It is not mine to tell you that you have a match.
3. It is your responsibility to check the roster and/or stable pages and make sure everything is correct with your wrestler(s). I sometimes get bogged down, and small things may get overlooked. If you want to change your stats I will, barring a wrestler growing, or worse shrinking (come on...), or putting on or taking off an amount of weight that Richard Simmons or all the Cherry Garciea in the world couldnt do.
4. Tell me if I link or spell something wrong. I suck at spelling.
5. It is your responsibility to check the site at least once a day, to see if there are any updates. Not all updates will come with Email notifications. If you dont you may miss out, and I wont cry for you.
Front Office Responsibilities
1. It is my responsibility to put the card out on time, as well as any other updates. Updates may be delayed up to one day, but not longer (under normal circumstances). You will be notified if updates cannot be made.
2. It is my responsibility to get new wrestlers on the roster and signed to their debut match in a timely manner. This helps to promote high morale and interest in the fed.
3. It is my responsibility to make sure wrestlers and handlers are treated fairly and with respect. Note that fairness sometimes gets subjective, but I will listen to any arguments, provided they are done in an intelligent manner. (I.E. "That fucking sucks, I should not have lost, give me one good reason why I lost" is NOT an intelligent argument.)
Prez Keith
Hey, what about Mike? What does he do???
Mike is my right hand man. He is going to do what I can't. Mike's job isnt to sit here and do my job when Im out, or to be a second Prez. He is to have fun and do what I cant, compliment me. I take responcibility for this federation, and while he is in a posistion to ask for help if I'm not around, he is a handler first, and is out to have fun here. Mike is for my conferring only, leave him alone unless he comes to you.
I heard Derek was helping you too, what about him???
See Mike. Not neither of these two guys will get shit from me for their help. Their have to send me cash and ladies just like the rest of you.