At the start of the show Bullet In The Head by Rage Against The Machine blares over the speakers and J Rock walks out with the world title over his shoulder. He unzips his pants and pulls out a big, black.....microphone
" Yo! As your world champion, I'm going to start controlling what goes on in this damn fed. You see, Unlike the Canadian Crusader I'm not going to be a punk and just sit back and not use the power that this belt entitles me to. I feel that as the Fuck-The- People's champion I deserve a say in what goes on here. To kick off my reign over this federation I am naming this January's pay per view Y2Kaos.....And in the main event I will put my belt on the line against one lucky son of a bitch. Who do you people want to see me face at the ppv? Snake? (huge pop), TME (huge pop), Shinobi Shaw?? (huge pop) or how about another slugfest with the Canadian Crusader ( ear drum shattering pop) Well, we will just have to see who's worthy of stepping into the ring with J Rock, as long as it ain't that bastard Todd Lane I'm happy. Sit back and enjoy the show. I'm not on the card but it still might be pretty good.....HA!
Sebastian Shaw v. Brian Keats
Sebastian Shaw, the former Cruserweight champion, came out looking pissed, carrying a bag in one hand and yelling at the fans as they booed him. Brian Keats came out fast and went to town on Shaw in the early going. Shaw was unprepared for this assult, as was severly hurt until he hit a gouge to the eyes. Shaw kept the momentum by hook or crook, and clamped on a sleeperhold. Shaw cut off the circulation, and Keats began to fade, until the crowd and his will powered him back up to his feet. After some back elbows, Keats hit a belly-to-belly that put Shaw down hard. Keats went to the ropes, and Shaw went to his bag, pulling out a bat. Shaw went for Keats, who ducked the swing, and the ref was knocked out. Keats was stunned with the ref out, and his hesitation caused the opening Shaw needed to pummel Keats with the bat. Shaw left Keats bloody and grabbed a mic.
I told you this would happen nobody wanted to listen to the Star Attraction. TME I hope you're getting this message because until I get my North American title there is going to be a lot of people losing blood around here. So with that said all of you can kiss The Star Attraction's ass.
Shaw left the ring as the ref got up and awarded Keats the hard-earned and paid-for DQ win.
Winner by DQ: Keats
Lane v. Shinobi (c)
Shinobi, without his stoled IC belt to carry over his shoulder, entered the ring extremely pissed off. Shinobi sat in the corner of the ring, and before the bell rang, exploded out, jumping right on Lane with right hands. Shinobi hit an Irish whip Lane into the corners as hard as he could, 3 consetuative times. The third time Lane got the boots up, and quickly went to the second rope with an axhandle. Lane clamped on a double armbar, but Shinobi rolled to the front, and began to bash Lane's head while in the submission move. Shinobi looked to be out only to inflict pain. Lane kept control of the match with his techinical maneuvers, but Shinobi stuck with strictly power moves.Shinobi finally gained control, and went to town. Shinobi choked out Lane with his foot, and the ref was forced to remove Shaw from Lane's throat. Shinobi smacked the ref and went right back to it, then went to the ropes and did the same thing, refusing to let go;. Shinobi went for some hard hitting suplexes, and had Lane out. Finally Shinobi covered Lane……1…..2…..Shinobi pulled Lane up by the hair. Shinobi had it won, but went outside and got out some spurs and put them on his boots. Shinobi dragged a battered and bruised Lane and put him in the corner. The ref threatened a DQ, and Shinobi gorilla pressed the whimp of a ref out to the second row! Shinobi took a mic and sayed "You talk about "Cowboy Style"? How's this for "Cowboy Style!?!" He then roundhouse kicked Todd Lane several times, cutting him with the spurs. Madelyn ran in, and Shinobi turned hit Madelyn, and keep going at Lane. Security comes in and had to pull Shinobi off. EMT's help Lane out, treating him for severe cuts on his face.
Winner by DQ: Lane
Snake v. CC
The number #1 contender and the former champion faced off here in a classic battle. Snake came out a little tentative, not having been in a TMEWF ring much lately. CC saw that and went to capitalize, and Snake raised his knee to the charging head of CC, then planted him with a DDT. Snake had sucked him in and began to stomp him while he was down. Snake kept CC off his feet with his boots long as he could, but the slick CC was back up, and started to use his educated fists to brawl toe-to-toe with the South American. The punches went to a standstill, so CC went for a leg sweep, and tripped up Snake. CC got on the offensive, brawling with the big man. CC seemed to be unleashing some hyped up energy on Snake, and was playing the big man's game. Snake was caught off-guard by CC's straightforward attack, and was unable to counter. CC got a series of 2 counts, and seemed to have control, until he lost his balance on a vertical suplex, and Snake took control. Snake knew how to keep an advantage, and he stayed all over CC with pummeling moves. CC was really worse for wear when he rolled outside to regroup. Snake grabbed a chair and went inside with it. The ref went to take the chair from Snake, and as he did CC came charging at Snake. Snake let go, and CC's shoulder rammed hard on the chair, and the chair knocked the ref out. Snake wrapped the chair around the neck of CC, and picked him up, EPIC PROPORTION! Snake covers, and none other then TME comes out to make the count….1…….2……TME flips off Snake! Snake is furious, he had the pin! Snake gets up and backs TME into the corner. TME threatens Snakes title shot at the PPV if he touches him. Snake thinks about it, starts to walk off, and then goes to deck TME with a right hand. All of a sudded about 12 latinos jump Snake, who cant fight off them all. They tie Snake up and drag him outside. The cameras follow as Snake is stuffed into a trunk and the latinos drive away with him.
Winner: No Contest
TME v. Zero
After the last match, TME called for a mic, and slowly crawled up to sit on the turnbuckle,
Ok, I'm sick of the mental anguish I gotta go through. He nearly hit me!!! Damnit, I am the TMEWF doctor, and I say I can't go tonight! Zero, another day. To make it up to you, this Thursday, on a one match card, from the Metrodome, you can fight CC for the shot at J-Rock. Yea, Snake, since your probably fish food by now, you don’t get the title shot at the card! In fact, I think I'll throw Todd Lane in the Thursday match, cause I like him so much. The two that lose can fight each other at the PPV, the winner can fight J-Rock. And all you fans can kiss my ass. See TMEWF, I get everything I want done! Nobody messes with my federation! Hit music…..
TME staggers out to a chorus of boos as the camera fades out on the show.